Write the first paragraph of your page here. (Sheamus is so boring and has so much X-PAC heat he doesnt even deserve for us to delete the first sentence of the blank page you see above and it will remain there for eternity.)
Sheamus is such a pussy he tore his labia. The labia tear occured as a result of an ill timed brogue kick to the ACD phone system for the 1-800-FELLA number upon the realization that he had purchased an 800 number that doesn't actually work.
FWC Memes for Sheamus[]
